zmbabwe replied to your post: stillillin replied to your post: I am probably a… You shaved your pits?! matt zimo can’t believe it
stillillin replied to your post: I am probably a fucking idiot for getting eyelash… please post pix of which …j/k
I am probably a fucking idiot for getting eyelash extensions, but I have to at least do it once, and I’d rather not find out that it’s horrible during some big special occasion where I want to look cute and feel good. Extremely similarly, I shaved off all my pubic hair.
I miss my armpit hair.
$150 is a totally reasonable amount to spend on eyelash extensions, right? I mean, I’m waitressing in a bar, so they’re basically a work expense. Can I get a tax deduction on that? Wait, do I have to start paying taxes??
Last night (earlier tonight?) I drunkenly shaved my armpits for the first time in many years. As I did it, I thought to myself, “Time to get real, you’re not in Portland any more.” Feels weird, man.
I so desperately need to get laid. It’s been TOO LONG. I just can’t decide if I need for it to be in a meaningful or non meaningful way. Honestly it probably doesn’t matter, as long as I get a good hard dicking. Real talk.
“adderall kicks in” b/w “eggs are ready”
playing pictionary on my phone when i get a hard word i just draw boobs and dicks until the kids kick me out
pinnacle of gayness
last night I watched an episode of face off, syfy’s reality competition for makeup artists, at the facebook recommendation of nina flowers from season 1 of rupaul’s drag race. I got way too excited when I realized that the host was none other than miss sheridan crane from passions.
LITANIES TO MY HEAVENLY BROWN BODY →
calloutqueen: FUCK YOUR WHITENESS FUCK YOUR BEAUTY FUCK YOUR CHEST HAIR FUCK YOUR BEARD FUCK YOUR PRIVILEGE FUCK THAT YOU AREN’T MADE TO FEEL SHAME ALWAYS FUCK YOUR THINNESS FUCK YOUR MUSCLES FUCK YOUR ATTRACTIVE FATNESS FUCK YOUR SHAMING ME FOR NOTHING FUCK YOUR ACCUSATIONS THAT I…