oh my god I want Leslie Hall to officiate my gay wedding in Iowa, that sounds like the fucking greatest weekend ever.
Package 1. Gem Sweater Wedding of Grands.
The Most beautiful and Glamorous this package includes wedding at the Gem Sweater Museum. Live performence from Leslie & the Ly’s and a personilized song that captures your love. After saying your vows you will be amazing with a illegal fireworks display shooting up into the sky. Then you will be driven away in the Museum to your hotel (with indoor pool) where you can seal the deal.
Also includes: Pick up & Drop off at Des Moines Airpot up to 12 people, Discounted Hotel Room at Microtel in Ames, Ames Tour, Hy-Vee Personilized Cake, shirt that says I was married in Iowa.
FROM AS LOW AS $2999
In order to make your wedding day all your own we do offer
Personlized love song by Leslie
Illegal Fireworks display
Releasing doves (props)
Releasing Pet chickens (real, but they don’t fly far)
Airbrushed His & His/ Hers & Hers T-shirts
Documentery Style Video (edited)
Video Ceremony (Unedited)
Gravel Pit Swimming
Bed & Breakfest
Small Audenece (8)
Large Audience (20)
Dairy Queen Cake
Cold Stone Ice Cream Cake
Culvers Custard Scoops
Nitro Cream (made in Ames)
Fancy Natural Organic Cake from the Cafe
Day 2 Visit:
my favorite spelling mistake is definitely “Goat frolucking.”
“Ten New York students die trying to speak to the late pop singer Aaliyah during a seance involving crystals and other kitsch collectables from metaphysical stores. Coroner’s report shows cause of death as: Cocaine.”
In the last two years, how often have you done the following?
Ordered extra bacon or other breakfast meats
“skdhfksjdhfks omg I want to snuggle your face.”
race: 2 pcs mixed
body type: + a biscuit