August 2011
93 posts
oh my god I want Leslie Hall to officiate my gay wedding in Iowa, that sounds like the fucking greatest weekend ever.
Package 1. Gem Sweater Wedding of Grands.
The Most beautiful and Glamorous this package includes wedding at the Gem Sweater Museum. Live performence from Leslie & the Ly’s and a personilized song that captures your love. After saying your vows you will be amazing with a illegal fireworks display shooting up into the sky. Then you will be driven away in the Museum to your hotel (with indoor pool) where you can seal the deal.
Also includes: Pick up & Drop off at Des Moines Airpot up to 12 people, Discounted Hotel Room at Microtel in Ames, Ames Tour, Hy-Vee Personilized Cake, shirt that says I was married in Iowa.
FROM AS LOW AS $2999
In order to make your wedding day all your own we do offer
Optional Features:
Personlized love song by Leslie
DJ
Karoke
Chairs
Dance Floor
Bell
Illegal Fireworks display
Releasing doves (props)
Releasing Pet chickens (real, but they don’t fly far)
Charactors Portrait
Airbrushed His & His/ Hers & Hers T-shirts
Air Riffle
Food
Plants
photographer
Documentery Style Video (edited)
Video Ceremony (Unedited)
Bowling Alley
Gravel Pit Swimming
Camping
Laser Tag
Pig petting
Goat frolucking
Bed & Breakfest
Small Audenece (8)
Large Audience (20)
Dairy Queen Cake
Cold Stone Ice Cream Cake
Culvers Custard Scoops
Nitro Cream (made in Ames)
Fancy Natural Organic Cake from the Cafe
Day 2 Visit:
Boone Races Iowa State Fair Auction / Flea Market Ragbrai Leslie’s Secret Thrift Store Tour Visiting Iowa Grotto Covered Bridge Tour
my favorite spelling mistake is definitely “Goat frolucking.”
Little Recap of the VMA's....
dontyouworryyourprettylittlemind:
Lady gaga came as a man
Nicki Minaj came as Lady gaga
&& Jay-Z came in Beyonce
“Ten New York students die trying to speak to the late pop singer Aaliyah during a seance involving crystals and other kitsch collectables from metaphysical stores. Coroner’s report shows cause of death as: Cocaine.”
In the last two years, how often have you done the following?
Ordered extra bacon or other breakfast meats
oh okay thanks
“skdhfksjdhfks omg I want to snuggle your face.”
my blog is the #5 google search result for "why is heterosexuality boring"
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name: Catey
dob: 9/27/88
race: 2 pcs mixed
body type: + a biscuit
