July 2011
58 posts
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Jul 30th
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"individuals" LOL
no ur not
Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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I will have a black son, and his name will be Kelly.
Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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so many delicious oregon blueberries i think i’m going to be sick
Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
Things I am afraid of: 7/23/11
The beehive in my tree Getting older What wearing heels is doing to my body The day that people stop telling me I am pretty and wonderful That’s all I got right now.
Jul 24th
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too much face makeup my porcelain visage, now cherry tomato
Jul 23rd
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Jul 22nd
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showering is so bourgeois.
on that note, here I go 
Jul 20th
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I have that can’t-find-the-start-of-the-spool-of-thread feeling
Jul 20th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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public service announcement
houndstooth is not back in for fall thank you.
Jul 18th
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Listengonna have to go though and blog this whole album...
Jul 17th
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Jul 15th
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fashionable laidback young person's lifestyle for...
Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 14th
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Jul 13th
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kai getta brillo, a rillo, a glass rose and a pack...
dargonjargon: also ima get a sprite n a kit-kat
Jul 13th
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Jul 12th
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Listencrashntumble: touch my harry gucci is: DONE ...
Jul 12th
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kai getta brillo, a rillo, a glass rose and a pack...
i miss mah seany baybay
Jul 12th
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"God" LOL
Jul 9th
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Jul 9th
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Do you like my body? Anna Nikki
stuck in my head sooo badly.
Jul 8th
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DEAR BLOG, I AM SORRY, I MISS YOU
Jul 8th
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A taste of Jersey on a Tuesday night. No more drinking for a little while…
Jul 6th
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In all honesty, there was no choice involved. I just sat on the toilet with all my feelings and ate a vanilla fudge drumstick.
Jul 6th
Choices
Feelings about racism v. Sitting on the toilet eating ice cream
Jul 6th
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three things
drunkenness > forethought what happens at the shore, stays at the shore this is what I get for going out and drink matching frat boys night after night
Jul 6th
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Jul 6th
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If I ever win an award, first person I'm gonna...
Jul 5th
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I just had such a nice encounter with the sexy conductor of the train I am currently taking from Philadelphia to the Jersey Shore. Oh hay and he just interrupted my writing this by coming to claim my ticket, and I was looking around unable to find it, and he spotted it—under my ass. He held the train for me! For like, ten minutes. And he waited with me up in the station and made me feel...
Jul 3rd
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Jul 3rd
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Jul 3rd
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I'm pregnant and I'm keeping it
file under things I’ve written on my blog to get a boys attention
Jul 3rd
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misery hates everyone
i think this to myself regularly
Jul 2nd
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Jul 2nd
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gettin swimsuit ready with a little help from misters ben and jerry
Jul 2nd
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Jul 2nd
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