black celebrities in the closet
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hot girls who wear bad hats
it’s so hard for me to do any style of eye liner and not do a flick or some sort of graphic suggestion of eyelashes.
zmbabwe replied to your post: stillillin replied to your post: I am probably a… You shaved your pits?! matt zimo can’t believe it
stillillin replied to your post: I am probably a fucking idiot for getting eyelash… please post pix of which …j/k
I am probably a fucking idiot for getting eyelash extensions, but I have to at least do it once, and I’d rather not find out that it’s horrible during some big special occasion where I want to look cute and feel good. Extremely similarly, I shaved off all my pubic hair.
I miss my armpit hair.
$150 is a totally reasonable amount to spend on eyelash extensions, right? I mean, I’m waitressing in a bar, so they’re basically a work expense. Can I get a tax deduction on that? Wait, do I have to start paying taxes??
Last night (earlier tonight?) I drunkenly shaved my armpits for the first time in many years. As I did it, I thought to myself, “Time to get real, you’re not in Portland any more.” Feels weird, man.
I so desperately need to get laid. It’s been TOO LONG. I just can’t decide if I need for it to be in a meaningful or non meaningful way. Honestly it probably doesn’t matter, as long as I get a good hard dicking. Real talk.
“adderall kicks in” b/w “eggs are ready”
playing pictionary on my phone when i get a hard word i just draw boobs and dicks until the kids kick me out
pinnacle of gayness
last night I watched an episode of face off, syfy’s reality competition for makeup artists, at the facebook recommendation of nina flowers from season 1 of rupaul’s drag race. I got way too excited when I realized that the host was none other than miss sheridan crane from passions.
LITANIES TO MY HEAVENLY BROWN BODY →
calloutqueen: FUCK YOUR WHITENESS FUCK YOUR BEAUTY FUCK YOUR CHEST HAIR FUCK YOUR BEARD FUCK YOUR PRIVILEGE FUCK THAT YOU AREN’T MADE TO FEEL SHAME ALWAYS FUCK YOUR THINNESS FUCK YOUR MUSCLES FUCK YOUR ATTRACTIVE FATNESS FUCK YOUR SHAMING ME FOR NOTHING FUCK YOUR ACCUSATIONS THAT I…
shutter island more like I just pooped myself island
at the risk of being offensive, I think Islam is super weird.
moving out, stage one: research
can you freebase adderall voodoo compliant way to dispose of hair do ghosts live in furniture
happy valentines day
All I wanna do is make autotuneless covers of tpain songs.
couples looking for a roommate make me gag.
mission: impossible find a roommate in san francisco who’s not high off the smell of their own farts.
“we need to talk” is literally never a good thing. damnit.
god send me an apartment in san francisco and the energy to lose 20 pounds for summer
tumblr is made of dysmorphic self-obsessed energy vampires. no wonder I am so drawn to it.
girls who feel cute have sooo much more fun. I’m just miserable when I’m feeling uncute.
shoulda got tacos.
file under “mistakes i’ve made”
i hate how "smart people" don't use "emoticons"
thank god wikipedia is back http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_emoticons